Satan's Favorite Cookie - Secret Stash Keychain

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Hide your treasures in plain sight with "Satan’s Favorite Cookie."

This isn’t your average snack. Modeled as a 1:1 scale replica of a classic sandwich cookie, this 3D-printed keychain features a precision-threaded "creme" center that hides a secure storage vault. Whether you're navigating concert security or just need a discreet place for your daily essentials, this cookie keeps your business private.

Concert Ready: Specifically designed to sneak "unholy" necessities like Lactaid or emergency meds into venues.

True-to-Size Detail: At a realistic 1:1 scale, it blends perfectly with your keys or bag without drawing unwanted attention.

Three "Flavors": Available in Classic Black, Fiery Red, and Vanilla to match your specific aesthetic.

Secure Storage: The threaded design ensures that the compartment stays shut through mosh pits, travel, or daily wear and tear.

Alternative Aesthetic: Features a sharp pentagram design for those who prefer their accessories with a bit of an edge.
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Hide your treasures in plain sight with "Satan’s Favorite Cookie."

This isn’t your average snack. Modeled as a 1:1 scale replica of a classic sandwich cookie, this 3D-printed keychain features a precision-threaded "creme" center that hides a secure storage vault. Whether you're navigating concert security or just need a discreet place for your daily essentials, this cookie keeps your business private.

Concert Ready: Specifically designed to sneak "unholy" necessities like Lactaid or emergency meds into venues.

True-to-Size Detail: At a realistic 1:1 scale, it blends perfectly with your keys or bag without drawing unwanted attention.

Three "Flavors": Available in Classic Black, Fiery Red, and Vanilla to match your specific aesthetic.

Secure Storage: The threaded design ensures that the compartment stays shut through mosh pits, travel, or daily wear and tear.

Alternative Aesthetic: Features a sharp pentagram design for those who prefer their accessories with a bit of an edge.